Linda was born November 2, 19??, in Haverhill MA. Cracking jokes at an early
age, her parents considered changing her name to Donna Rickles.
"Golf is one of Linda's favorite activities and she's very good at it. I'm always so proud of
her when she kicks the butts of her co-workers. I made the mistake of going to the driving range with her, I couldn't
believe how far and straight she could hit the ball. I was mortified and haven't been back with her since."
Things that make her nutty:
Comments about her driving. It's not that she's a bad driver but Jay thinks he can make
her a better one.
Nilly ice cream with Oreo mix-ins.
Tattling on her brother Jeff the night he lit a sparkler in the house while babysitting for her.
Making Jay laugh at Symphony Hall. Things got so bad he had to run out in the middle of the perfomance.
The Maestro allegedly had them banned from Symphony Hall that evening. Who knew a fake cough could be so funny.
Sunday morning coffee/couch/newpaper time with J.
Secrets about her:
She can belch all the vowels of the alphabet on cue.